I'm so smart I fell off a cliff.
Yep, you read that right. One week ago today, I fell off a cliff. Let me tell ya, that line has been great! "Hey, I'm not coming into work today.. I sort of fell off a cliff yesterday and can't drive." TAKE AS LONG AS YOU NEED *running behind* "Sorry, I'm moving a little slower this morning. I'm just a little sore. Why? Oh, I fell off a cliff the other day!" INSTANT FORGIVENESS. "Hey I need to suspend my gym membership and not pay for a couple months. I tore open my arms and legs when I fell off a cliff. Do I need a doctor's note?" NOPE. One look at me, and "No, you're good! Let me know if you can come back in sooner than two months and I'll activate your key card. Get better!" EASY AS THAT. But I digress... With as much fun as that card has been to play this week, I suppose it's time to tell everyone the full story: My best friend's family was in town, and several o
